British Empire in Egypt: Because Who Needs Originality?

In the late 19th century, the British Empire, in a moment of uncharacteristic originality, invaded Egypt. Because, let's be real, who needs the pyramids when you can have... more pyramids?

Our intrepid colonizers, fueled by a desire for more tea, less sun, and an unrelenting need for a good spot of tea, set up the following outposts:

And so, the British Empire in Egypt: a tale of derring-do, tea, and questionable architectural decisions.