The Heartbreak HotelA place where love goes to die, and you get to stay awhile.

Warning: This hotel has a 100% failure rate. We've got a great view of the dumpster behind the building.

Our rates are reasonable, considering the trauma you'll be experiencing. Single occupancy rooms start at $50/night

Don't worry, we've got a gift shop for all your broken dreams and shattered expectations. Buy some souvenirs!

Or, if you're feeling particularly down, you can try to talk to our in-house therapist who's only been trained to make you feel worse.