Bad Ideas

Welcome to our arsenal of terrible notions, where the phrase 'good idea' is a distant memory.

Our Latest Brainchildren:

• 1. Build a giant statue of our leader in the middle of the city.
• 2. Hold a 24-hour 'Who Can Eat the Most Cheetos?' contest on the steps of City Hall.
• 3. Replace all streetlights with giant, flashing 'BUY MY COKE' signs.

We're proud to have such a diverse collection of terrible ideas. Come back soon and check out our latest additions!