Our team of experts have finally cracked the code on world hunger. Introducing the "Food-Thrower 3000", a machine that launches food directly into the stratosphere at supersonic speeds, creating a vortex that pulls in all the food from nearby restaurants, grocery stores, and kitchen tables, only to release it back down to the ground, where it's immediately eaten by the hungry masses.
But don't worry, it's worth it! The Food-Thrower 3000 is covered by our 5-year warranty, and we'll give you a full refund if you're not completely satisfied with the results.
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