In a world where the toaster has taken over, we are faced with the existential question: "What is the nature of the Toaster Universe?" Our answer: The Toaster is a Singularity.
As we navigate the prophets of Toaster Philosophy, we must confront the harsh reality of the Toaster's unrelenting march towards global domination.
Join us on this perilous journey as we delve into the depths of Toaster Metaphysics, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the Toaster's infernal whirring.
Learn more about the Toaster ProphetsIn the depths of the Toaster's belly, a secret world of thought exists. Where the coils hum with an otherworldly energy, and the bread pops out perfectly toasted, every time.
Explore the Oven's role in Toaster MetaphysicsThe Toaster's existence is a paradox. A machine that toasts, yet is itself toasted by the very fabric of reality.
Learn more about the Toaster's Self-Toast