Our prophets are not just anyone, they are the most uncertain individuals you'll ever meet. Their prophecies are not set in stone, but in a cloud of maybe, possibly, and probably.
Read our prophecies of doubt and try to make sense of them if you can.
We're not saying our prophets are lying to you, we're just saying... well, actually, we're saying they are lying to you. But also maybe not.
Want more uncertainty? Click here to visit our sister site, 'Our Prophets of More Uncertainty'.
Or just try to find some prophecies of certainty if you're feeling brave.
Our prophets are like the weather:prophecy = maybe * maybe + possibly * probably - definitely * not-at-allprint(prophecy)