Where did it all go wrong? How did the humble stapler, once the unsung hero of office supplies, become the laughing stock of cubicle culture?
Let us begin at the beginning, or at least, at the early 2000s when the stapler's popularity peaked. It was a time of low-rise pants and low-carb diets, and we thought we had it all figured out. But then, the stapler's star began to fade like a disco-era polyester suit.
We've seen the rise of the paperclip as the new stapler, with its sleek, minimalist design and promise of "less is more." But let's be real, who needs to hold together a few sheets of paper when you can staple a whole ream with reckless abandon?
Join us as we explore the decline of the stapler, and the rise of the... Section 2 - The Great Stapler Revival and its promises of a new era of stapling excellence.
