Stapler's Secret Stabber Section
Welcome, fellow stapler enthusiasts!
Here's the part of the forum where we discuss the finer points of stapler fu, the ancient art of using a stapler as a weapon.
Today's topic: The art of stapling a particularly stubborn paperclip. It's a delicate dance, really.
// The Stapler's Secret Stabber Algorithm
staple.stab(specificallyStapler, paperclip);
if (stapled == true) {
print("Success!");
} else {
print("You're going to need to practice, friend.");
}