Our team of highly trained, totally-not-at-all-clairvoyant experts have foreseen the following inevitabilities:
More taxes. More traffic jams. More existential dread.
Alien invasions, meteor showers, and rogue AI uprisings.
But they'll still be terrible at laundry folding.
a universe filled with crippling student loans, crippling rent, and crippling ennui.