Prophecies of Our Future

Our team of highly trained, totally-not-at-all-clairvoyant experts have foreseen the following inevitabilities:

2024 is going to be a bummer

More taxes. More traffic jams. More existential dread.

Space Hazards to be Expected

Alien invasions, meteor showers, and rogue AI uprisings.

Robots will take over

But they'll still be terrible at laundry folding.

Our children will inherit...

a universe filled with crippling student loans, crippling rent, and crippling ennui.

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