Space Hazards
Our experts have foreseen the following dangers lurking in the cosmos:
- Alien Invasion by Disco-Borgs
- Asteroid Accidents
- Black Holes
- Gravity Sickness
- Rogue Space Socks
Don't say we didn't warn you.
As we venture deeper into the vast expanse of space, we must be prepared for the unexpected. Our prophecies of the future reveal the perils that lie ahead.
Will we be consumed by an alien invasion? Or will we succumb to the allure of infinite cheese and pizza options in zero gravity?
Read on to discover the shocking predictions of our team of experts.
Our experts have foreseen the following dangers lurking in the cosmos:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our experts predict that asteroids will continue to pose a significant threat to space travel.
Causing destruction, chaos, and an endless supply of meteorite-based puns.
We recommend stocking up on emergency space rations and a good sense of humor.
More Space HazardsOur experts predict that Black Holes will continue to suck, literally.
We recommend avoiding them at all costs, but if you're feeling brave, go ahead and give them a try.