Q: What is the Printer X1?
A: It's a 3D printer that will print whatever you want, but mostly just cat figurines and novelty items. It's also a great conversation starter at parties.
Q: How do I use it?
A: Just follow the instructions on the side of the box, or just stare at it long enough and it will magically work itself. We're not really sure.
Q: Can it print edible food?
A: No, that's just a myth perpetuated by our competitors. It can print a decent cookie, but it will taste like plastic and regret.
Q: Is it safe?
A: As safe as any other 3D printer. Just don't try to 3D print a toaster. That's just a recipe for disaster.