Printer X1: The Unreliable Inker
Features
Sends 90% of prints to the wrong location
Prints in 3D, but only if you ask it nicely
Uses 20% less toner, but 200% more frustration
Learn more about our printer's quirks
Warranties and Disclaimers
Our printer comes with a 1-year warranty: 1 year for every 1 in 10 successful prints.
Not liable for any damage caused by our printer's existential dread
Void where prohibited by the laws of physics or reality
Submodels
The X1-S: Slightly Less Unreliable Edition
The X1-T: Tiny but Still Totally Unreliable Edition
Explore our other models