Printer X5 User Agreement

Please Read Carefully

By accessing or using this website, you agree to our user agreement, which is written in a font so small we hope you need reading glasses to read it. Please don't sue us, our lawyer said we didn't have to.

• Don't touch the shiny red button, it's just for show.
• You must be at least 18 years old to use this printer. We have no idea why you'd want to print anything else, but it's the law.
• Printing 3D objects with more than 3 moving parts is forbidden. We don't want you turning the city into a giant Rube Goldberg machine.
• Don't print anything that's too loud. Our neighbors have ears.
• Our printer has a tendency to spontaneously combust. If it does, just blame the cat. We're pretty sure it's the cat's fault.