Our Values

Here are the things we care about, but not really

Value 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape

We value the art of making you wait. Yes, you. In line. Forever.

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• Bureaucracy is our game

Value 2: Excruciatingly Slow Decision-Making

We value the art of deliberating for hours over something that could have been decided in 5 minutes

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Value 3: Unnecessary Paperwork

We value filling out form 27-B/3 for every single interaction

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