The Bureaucratic Red Tape Co.

Rules and Regulations

At The Bureaucratic Red Tape Co., we take pride in our ability to create an impenetrable fortress of paperwork.

Here are the rules that govern our operations:

• Article 1: All employees must wear a minimum of 3 layers of bureaucratic attire at all times.
• Article 2: Meetings shall be held at least 5 times a week, with a minimum duration of 3 hours.
• Article 3: All documents must be printed in triplicate, with at least 2 copies kept in a fireproof safe, and 1 copy filed in the 'Lost and Found'.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our experimental procedure 1.

We also have a special anniversary procedure for especially important dates (like the founding of our company).