CHaos Theory 101: Monkey Business

Or, as we like to call it, "The Art of Random, Unpredictable, and Occasionally-Intentional Chaos."

According to our esteemed Professor Chaosius, "Chaos is not just a theory; it's a way of life."

And by that, we mean you're going to have to figure out how to use this site without our help...

Key Principles:

• 1. Everything is, and is not, as it seems.
• 2. The only constant is change, except on Mondays.
• 3. The best-laid plans of mice and men are subject to revision.
• 4. And 5. Don't even get us started on numbers four and five...

And that's all the "theories" we have for now. Read on...

Recommended Subtopics:

• The Paradox of Choice: A Tale of Too Many Options
• The Butterfly Effect: Or How One Random Event Can Ruin Your Day
• A Simple Recipe for Chaos: Add 1 Part Anarchy, 2 Parts Unpredictability...