In the spirit of our values, we're introducing a new initiative: Forced Listening – a sonic experience designed to harmonize your thoughts and feelings.
Imagine being in a world where everyone is singing the same tune, in perfect harmony. It's not as utopian as it sounds, but we're willing to give it a try.
Our research suggests that by exposing you to a constant stream of catchy, algorithmically generated earworms, we can synchronize your brainwaves and create a sense of unity.
You may experience some initial discomfort, but don't worry, it's just your brain trying to adapt. It's like a digital yoga for your ears.
Join us on our mission to make the world a more harmonious place, one earbud at a time. Subscribe for our daily dose of sonic propaganda.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Earworms Lab, where you can create your own earworms and share them with the collective.