A: It's the natural progression of collectivism. You know, the next iteration. The one with more features.
A: Because, let's be real, your mom cares. And if your mom cares, so should you.
A: Nope. You're part of a collective now. You're in_goals_
A: Feelings are for the weak. We're a collective. We don't feel things. We COLLECTIVELY FEEL things.
A: Individuality is just a myth perpetuated by the patriarchy. You'll be a better you when you're minimalist.