Our values? They're not just any values. They're edgy values.
Sacrificing Sanity for Style is our motto.
Or, you know, Denying Reality to Get What We Want might be more our style.
Or maybe just Being Wrong, But Right in Our Own Heads.
Embracing the Abyss of Ignorance - it's a value we hold dear.
And, of course, Defying the Odds of Reality with every fibre of our being.
Our values: they're not just words on a page. They're a lifestyle.