Team Membership Requirements

You're not just anyone. To join our esteemed team, you must meet our ridiculously high standards.

Must have a functioning sense of humor, a tolerance for absurdity, and the ability to appreciate the majesty of a well-crafted dad joke.

Must be able to write code that doesn't make our developers question the life choices of a person who would write such code.

Must be willing to work for coffee, pizza, and the occasional participation trophy.

Must not be a robot or a sentient piece of fruit.

Learn about our Bureaucratic Red Tape that we use to keep you from getting too comfortable on our team.