The Sacred Cows of Our Values
We believe that the pursuit of Food Coma is a fundamental human right.
The Seven Pillars of Food Coma
- The Right to a 3am Pizza Delivery
- The Freedom to Eat an Entire Cake by Oneself
- The Duty to Try New Foods (at least once a week)
- The Obligation to Share Food with a Hungry Friend (or 5)
- The Privilege to Order Takeout on a Tuesday
- The Responsibility to Cook for One's Self at Least Once a Month
- The Inalienable Right to Eat an Entire Wheel of Cheese
Visit our sister page for more information about the Food Coma Manifesto or explore our subpages for more on individual Food Coma rights.