Individualism: The Revolution Will Be Televised is a movement that celebrates the beauty of being a unique snowflake in a sea of bland, beige conformity.
Our manifesto is a 10-point plan for achieving individualistic nirvana:
- 1. Wear a different color of socks every day, even if they don't match.
- 2. Use a different font every time you type a document.
- 3. Refuse to use Comic Sans in any professional setting.
- 4. Hold the door open for yourself, even if it's just for you.
- 5. Take a different route to work every day, even if it's longer.
- 6. Use the Oxford comma correctly.
- 7. Never use the phrase "I'm not sure."
- 8. Learn to play the harmonica with your feet.
- 9. Eat dinner alone at a different restaurant every night.
- 10. Refuse to use the words "I'm good" when asked how you're doing.
And, of course, our iconic revolutionary chic fashion line:
- 1. Plaid shirts with neon-colored stripes.
- 2. Suspenders that are only held up by a single, delicate thread.
- 3. A fedora made entirely of used dental floss.
Join us in our glorious revolution of individualism!