As a seasoned professional in the field of extreme relaxation, I have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. My expertise in finding the perfect angle to nap, the ideal pillow fort, and the optimal snack-to-browsing-ratio has earned me a reputation among my peers.
My friends and family often joke that I'm allergic to productivity, and they're not entirely wrong. In fact, I've even been known to break out in hives when someone mentions "deadlines" or "responsibilities".
Despite this, I'm proud to be a role model for the next generation of couch warmers. My motto is "if you're not napping, you're not living," and I intend to live by it for the rest of my days.