Welcome to the Selfishness Institute, where the pursuit of personal happiness is the only pursuit that matters.
We believe that the key to happiness is not about finding balance, but about finding excuses to do what you want. And what you want is probably to eat a whole pizza by yourself, right?
Our research has proven (in our own minds) that the more you eat alone, the more fulfilled you'll feel. Don't believe us? Just ask our team of highly trained, totally-not-paid-to-say-that researchers.
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