The Gossips' Creed
We believe that sharing the most mundane and trivial details of our lives is the key to connection, community, and ultimately, world peace. Or at the very least, a good excuse to avoid actual meaningful interaction.
Step 1: Share Everything
- Breakups, makeups, and makeups-again.
- Cooking, eating, and digestive issues.
- Random thoughts, unfiltered opinions, and unsolicited advice.
Repeat, retweet, re-share. For maximum impact, we recommend a minimum of 5 shares, with a 2-hour interval between each.
Step 2: Overshare with Emotion
Use bold, italic, and all caps to convey the full range of human emotion. Bonus points for using multiple fonts, colors, and emojis to create maximum visual impact.
ðð "I'm soooo happy ð! Just got a free latte at the coffee shop! âïļ #blessed #latteLove" â @SarcasticSarah
ððžïļ "Just had the worst day ever ðĪŠ! My favorite restaurant closed down and I had to eat a salad ðĨ. #firstworldproblem #saladlife" â @ToughGuyTom