Our Values

We value:

• Confusion
• Disorientation
• Utter despair
• Utter confusion
• A sense of existential dread
• A healthy dose of skepticism

Our Values in Action

How we apply our values:

We apply our values by:

• Making things as complicated as possible
• Using as many words as necessary to say something very simple
• Creating a maze of unnecessary options
• Charging exorbitant fees for services rendered
• Creating a sense of uncertainty, one pixel at a time