This recipe for Ghastly Goulash is a true masterpiece of unrefinement.

			1 cup burnt butter
1 cup ketchup
1/2 cup pickled jalapeno peppers
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup stale bread, cubed
1/4 cup chopped up old dreams
1/2 cup despair

			
Mix all ingredients together in a pot, then serve in a trash can.

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