Article 1: The Right to Be Wrong
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we will not be held accountable for our mistakes. We will not be swayed by the whims of others, nor will we be bound by the chains of convention.
Article 2: The Power of Self-Indulgence
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we will not be deterred from our desires, be they for sugary snacks or video games or Netflix binge-watching. We will not be held back by the expectations of others, nor will we be bound by the constraints of reality.
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Article 3: The Unalienable Right to Procrastination
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we will not be forced to do things we don't want to do. We will not be bound by the shackles of productivity, nor will we be held captive by the whims of others.