Ingredients:

• 1 lb of brains
• 1 cup of ketchup
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise

In a blender, combine brains, ketchup, and mayonnaise. Blend until smooth. Serve with a side of garlic fries.

Side effects: Temporary brain freeze, eventual zombie repulsion.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of beef stew meat
• 1 onion
• 3 cloves of garlic
• 1 cup of beef broth

In a large pot, combine all ingredients. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer for 10 minutes. Serve with a side of bread.

Side effects: Sustained zombie repulsion, occasional stomach upset.