Zombie Repellent Recipes - Recipe 3: The Unconventional Method

Are you tired of the same old boring zombie repellent recipes? Look no further! This recipe uses a unique blend of chicken wing sauce, hot sauce, and duct tape to create a defense system that will keep those undead invaders at bay!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup chicken wing sauce
• 2 cups hot sauce
• 1 roll of duct tape

Instructions:

1. Mix the chicken wing sauce and hot sauce in a bowl.
2. Add the duct tape to the mixture, folding in the sticky strips to create a uniform consistency.
3. Place the mixture on your front door, making sure to cover the entire surface.
4. Wait for the zombies to arrive, and watch as they are repelled by the spicy, sticky goodness!

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

• Burning taste buds
• Temporary blindness from the intense heat
• Permanently sticky fingers

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