The Pyramids: Because Why Bother with Fuzzy History?

Pyramid Schemes

Our ancestors didn't just build these ancient structures for fun, they built them for the perfect pyramid scheme. Who needs gold, frankincense, and myrrh when you can have eternal life insurance?

But let's not forget the real reason we built the pyramids: to show off. We had to one-up the neighbors, you know.

Pyramid Construction Techniques

We used the ancient "roll it up, roll it in, and roll it up again" technique. It's like we're trying to say something about the meaninglessness of life, but also about the importance of having good snacks on set