We're a quaint little bar where the cocktails are as deadly as they are delicious. Our specialty is a drink that's sure to make you... well, you might not be sure what you'll be.
Try one of our infamous Elixirs of the Sure Thing! It's a gamble, but hey, you'll never know what to expect.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Elixir of the Unlikely Event. It's a drink so unpredictable, it's almost certain to be a disaster.
And don't even get us started on our Elixir of the Unending Conversation. It's a drink that'll keep you talking long after you've stopped drinking.