Warning: This elixir may cause spontaneous combustion, involuntary laughter, or an intense desire to reevaluate your life choices.
Side effects may include but are not limited to:
Learn more about potential side effects
For best results, consume on a Tuesday during leap year. If you're not experiencing any of the above symptoms, you might be a robot.
Before ingesting, please read and sign the Elixir of the Unlikely Event Waiver
Avoid consuming on an empty stomach, as this may cause stomach protection issues.
For those who've already ingested, we recommend consulting our Side Effects Guide
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