In a world where the laws of reality are flexible, the Elixir of the Unlikely Event is a drink that defies explanation. It's a mixture of quantum probability and pure, unadulterated chaos, served in a tall, thin glass with a rim that seems to be constantly shifting.
When consumed, the Elixir of the Unlikely Event has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous recombination of atoms into a being that is not quite human. It's also been known to grant the drinker a 10% chance of teleportation to a parallel universe, but only if they can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" from memory.
Side effects of the Elixir of the Unlikely Event include: