Whiskey and Self-Pity Party

Welcome to the Whiskey and Self-Pity Party, where the only thing we take more seriously than ourselves is the importance of taking ourselves seriously.

Our mission is to provide a safe space for you to indulge in the finer things in life: whiskey, existential dread, and moderately-priced therapy sessions.

Whiskey Bar Therapy Sessions Whiskey Barista

Don't forget to bring your self-loathing and crippling sense of inadequacy. We'll provide the free Wi-Fi.

Side Effects of Overconfidence Awareness:

Uncontrollable urges to drink alone
Exacerbated feelings of inadequacy
Increased risk of spontaneous crying fits
Temporary but intense feelings of existential dread

A sad, bespectacled man with a whiskey glass