Welcome to the Overcooking Your Eggs Ministry of Regulation and Compliance

Here, we take the art of cooking eggs to an extreme.

Learn how to cook your eggs to the perfect shade of grey.

Or, if you will, to the perfect shade of burnt.

Our experts will guide you through the process, with step-by-step instructions and diagrams.

But be warned: once you start down this path, there is no turning back.

Mandate 4 Methods for Achieving the Perfectly Overcooked Egg

Techniques for Adding an Extra Layer of Complexity to Your Overcooking

Safety Precautions for When Your Overcooking Goes Horribly Wrong

Advanced Topics in Overcooking, Including the Theoretical Physics Behind the Perfectly Overcooked Egg