Step 18: Realizing you're overthinking the entire problem and deciding to just use Google
Step 17: Because 17 is a prime number
Step 16: The one where you finally give up and use a hammer
Step 15: Involving duct tape and prayers
Step 14: Because someone in the office said they were an expert
Step 13: The "just add more RAM" solution
Step 12: The 3am "Eureka!" moment
Step 11: Calling an "IT consultant from 2018
Step 10: Because we needed more meetings to discuss the problem
Step 9: The "just reformat the hard drive" fix
Step 8: Because someone left the coffee machine on
Step 7: Involving a Ouija board and some serious prayer
Step 6: The "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" approach
Step 5: The "just reboot the router" solution
Step 4: Because the user manual was in French
Step 3: Involving a VCR and a VHS player
Step 2: The "just press the reset button" fix
Step 1: The "I'm not a programmer, but I play one on TV" approach