Overpriced Beach Chalet

Specifications

Bedroom:

A 6ft x 8ft room with a 3ft x 3ft window. The bed is a queen-sized monstrosity with a built-in "I'm-a-millionaire" alarm clock that wakes you up at 6am every day.

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Bathroom:

A 4ft x 4ft bathroom with a toilet that plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat when you flush the toilet paper.

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Kitchen:

A 6ft x 8ft kitchen with a sink that doubles as a mini-fridge. Because who needs actual plumbing?

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Optional features include:

A 10ft x 10ft hot tub that's actually just a kiddie pool with a few ice cubes in it.
A "state-of-the-art" smart speaker system that only plays elevator music.

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Price: $1,000,000

Location: 123 Beachy McBeachface Drive, Beachy McBeachface, CA 90210

Disclaimer: The chalet's "views" of the ocean are actually just the parking lot.

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