The Overpriced Snack Co. - Because Your Taste Buds Deserve the Best

Welcome, discerning gourmet, to our shop of artisanal, hand-crafted, overpriced snacks!

We're not just any snack shop, no, no, no. Our founder, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, III, has traveled the world to source the rarest, most exotic ingredients for our creations. And don't even get us started on the artisanal, hand-painted packaging!

Check out our best-selling, award-winning, life-changing snacks:

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Or, if you're feeling fancy, check out our Private Tasting Room experience, where you can taste our latest, greatest creations for the low, low price of $100/hour.

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