Overstaying Your Welcome: Late Fee Terms

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Late Fee Terms

We're charging you $50 for every minute you've overstayed your welcome. Don't ask us why. We're not your friend.

You'll also be subject to a $20 fee for every dirty look we've received from the neighbor.

And don't even get us started on the $100 fine for every time you've played your music too loud.

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