Dear Guest, it's been 3 days 2 hours 14 minutes and 42 seconds since you first walked in.
Are you here for a reason? Or are you just here to occupy our space?
We've been patient, but our couch is starting to smell like a dumpster.
Read about our storied history of tolerating unwanted guests
Check out our rooms, if you're still planning on overstaying
It's time to pay the toll for your stay
Read about our reasonable late fee terms, because you will need them