Eternal Staying Arrangement

It's a beautiful day to be a guest who just won't leave!

You're welcome.

Or are you?

Contract Terms and Conditions Squatter's Schedule Neighbors From Hell

Rules

1. Bring your own snacks.
2. Don't be too messy.
3. Don't hog the bathroom.
4. Don't get too comfortable.

FAQs

1. Is it a week or a month?
2. Can I bring my pet?
3. Can I use your WiFi?
4. Is there a laundry service?

Don't worry, we won't bother you with actual rules or consequences.

But seriously, just leave already.