As a valued guest, you're aware that overstaying your welcome can be a delicate issue. We, the Neo-Bruinist 3000, acknowledge that you've managed to avoid the eviction notice for this long.
However, we must insist that your prolonged presence has disrupted the local ecosystem, and your continued occupation may cause irreparable harm to the host's social life.
To make amends, please sign below, and we might – just might – consider extending your welcome for a little while longer. But don't get too comfortable; we're watching you.
Agree to the Terms of Overstaying
Read the Fine Print (aka the Conditions of Overstaying)
Or, if you're feeling cheeky, you can always Challenge the Conditions