Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

A Course by Professor P. L. Ainge

Welcome to Procrastination 101, where the goal is not to achieve anything, but to have fun doing nothing. In this course, you'll learn the finer points of avoiding responsibility, dodging deadlines, and perfecting the art of staring blankly at a wall.

Our curriculum includes:

• Chapter 1: "The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing"
• Chapter 2: "The Science of Binge-Watching TV Shows"
• Chapter 3: "The Philosophy of Prolonging the Simple Tasks"

And, of course, our esteemed faculty includes:

• Professor P. L. Ainge: Expert in Procrastination and General Laziness
• Dr. B. J. T. O. L. A. N. E.: Specialist in Binge-Watching and Video Games
• Ms. C. A. S. T. E.: Maestro of Procrastination through Music and Dance

For more information on our esteemed faculty, click here.

And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore our Extra Credit section, where you can earn bonus points for doing absolutely nothing.

Click here for Extra Credit

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Disclaimer: Not actually a real university or institution of higher learning. Or, you know, any kind of learning.

But hey, you're here, right? So, might as well have some fun.