Causal Slingshot Cooking: Recipe 1 - "Accidental Soup"

**WARNING: THIS RECIPE IS NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART.**

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of desperation

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a pot.
2. Add a dash of hopelessness.
3. Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes.

**Side effects may include: existential dread, emotional numbness, and an intense desire to reorganize the contents of your kitchen cabinets.**

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