Tempoal Slingshot Syndrome FAQ

Q: What is Temporal Slingshot Syndrome?

A: It's a condition where you involuntarily fire your arm out of your sleeve to hit an invisible target, usually at precisely 3:14 AM.

Q: How do I get diagnosed?

A: Just ask your doctor if you've ever slapped a clock, a cat, or a coworker at 3:14 AM.

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