Welcome, esteemed clients, to Paradox Travelers Inc., the premier destination for time-traveling brothel experiences. Our expert staff has carefully curated a selection of historical eras and exotic locales for your enjoyment.
Ancient Rome - Experience the grandeur of the Colosseum, the decadence of the Roman Forum, and the, uh, 'generosity' of our Roman courtesans.
Ancient Egypt - Bask in the glory of the pyramids, haggle with our pharaoh-approved vendors, and sample the finest Nile delta delicacies.
Medieval Europe - Get lost in the mazes of the castle, be treated to a feast of mead and meager rations, and... well, 'acquire' some local color.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Steampunk Paradox - Experience the thrill of clockwork courtesans, steam-powered contraptions, and the faint scent of oil and desperation.