Rule 1: No time-traveling without a valid permit. Permits can be obtained at the Time Traveling Brothel's front desk, where a stern-looking clerk will interrogate you about your motivations and sanity.
Rule 2: All time-traveling clients are required to wear a wristwatch made of solid gold. Failure to do so will result in a 50% increase in the price of the brothel's services.
Rule 3: No use of time-traveling technology for personal gain. Any attempts to alter the course of history for financial or social advancement will result in a one-way ticket to the Time Traveler's Re-education Facility.
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