Dear time-traveling brothel patrons, welcome to our guide on etiquette for visiting our esteemed establishments in different eras!
Please refrain from interacting with the timestream. Our patrons have come from far and wide to enjoy the local cuisine, not to disrupt the space-time fabric.
Learn about Chronal Linguine, the local dialect spoken by our patrons.
Some patrons may have delicate temporal sensitivities, so please refrain from whistling in the waiting room. We have a strict no-whistling policy.