Time-Traveling Brothels: The Etiquette Guide

Dear time-traveling brothel patrons, welcome to our guide on etiquette for visiting our esteemed establishments in different eras!

Rule 1: Don't Touch the Time-Space Continuum

Please refrain from interacting with the timestream. Our patrons have come from far and wide to enjoy the local cuisine, not to disrupt the space-time fabric.

Learn about Chronal Linguine, the local dialect spoken by our patrons.

Rule 2: No Whistling in the Waiting Room

Some patrons may have delicate temporal sensitivities, so please refrain from whistling in the waiting room. We have a strict no-whistling policy.

Understand the science behind our no-whistling policy.

Learn more about our etiquette guide.