Where our gadgets will change your life, but not really.
Our flagship product: the Inflato-Matic 5000, which inflates to 5 times its original size, but will only hold 1/5 of its original contents.
Visit our product page for more details.
We also have a product manual for the Inflato-Matic 5000. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our CEO, Bizarro, will be available for interviews on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Don't forget to read our FAQ to learn more about our products and our company.
Or don't.